OMG!!!!!!!!
I have NEVER before had a conversation where I had SUCH a hard time stiffiling my laugh. Poor guy really needs help. The details are hilarious.
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stark52 |
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And claims that his local pharmacy is poisoning him with radioactive materials?
OMG!!!!!!!! I have NEVER before had a conversation where I had SUCH a hard time stiffiling my laugh. Poor guy really needs help. The details are hilarious. |
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AllMenAreIslands |
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So, fill us in. Did you know this person, or was he calling you on the Whiners' Hotline?
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TroubleInTampa |
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Decontaminate the poor man. Chop chop!
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AllMenAreIslands |
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Oh Tampa, that's how they did it in the old days. These days people take baths.
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stark52 |
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AMAI, that reply made absolutely no sense.
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AllMenAreIslands |
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Okay, I'll explain it. "Chop chop" = amputate, meaning cut off the contaminated appendage.
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stark52 |
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Oh! Now it makes sense.
Yes, no chop chopping. |
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AllMenAreIslands |
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Still waiting for answers to questions...
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stark52 |
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Oh. I didna notice. Sorry.
I didn't know them. It was a random call. I think the poor guy was sincere but was either schizo or an addict. |
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AllMenAreIslands |
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Of course you didn't notice. Why do you think I'm so depressed? People ignore me at my own board.
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stark52 |
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Are you depressed?
eta: At least your entire board isn't mostly ignored. |
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siggleputz |
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AMAI, you need some radioactive anti-depressants... Stark, would you be a dear & run to the pharmacy for her?
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AllMenAreIslands |
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stark52 |
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Xanax makes me ... uh ... what are we talking about?
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siggleputz |
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The fact that you're a mad scientist who infected my adorable little fur-neighbours into mutant vampire raccoons with your radioactive medications, you EVIL MAN!!!! Why can't you perform your demented experiments in your own backyard? Why?!
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stark52 |
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That would be boring.
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AllMenAreIslands |
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And you are rarely boring.
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siggleputz |
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:glares I think one of them bit the kids... it would explain their behaviour. I hope you're happy!
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stark52 |
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siggleputz |
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That silly old bear crap won't work with me, Stark!
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stark52 |
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Chop, Chop!!
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